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For Sale - by *x-dainty-dreamer-x:iconx-dainty-dreamer-x:

Categories Literature > Poetry > General Poetry > Open


FOR SALE -
girl, age 18. aims to please (but expect disappointment)
can deal with menial tasks reasonably well
mute function appears faulty; either perpetually talking or, more consistently, completely silent
also shows an inability to display appropriate emotions, presenting unvarying indifference, even in extreme situations
            - nothing you cant beat out of her

has been found to leak salt water if left unaccompanied for long durations
       and appears to be fading gradually

reason  for re-sale - last owner upgraded

PRICE -
probably more than she’s worth

buy now before such a  great offer

           disappears
©2009 *x-dainty-dreamer-x
:iconx-dainty-dreamer-x:

Author's Comments

probably more prose than poetry....


any thoughts?

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:icongiraffasauri:
~Giraffasauri Jul 31, 2009, 12:19:34 PM
:aww: this is very very good.
it's different. but i like it, alot.
:heart:

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♥ Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly ♥
:iconirishileana:
~IrishIleana Jul 31, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
This is my favourite deviation read so far today (and I had over 50 to check out)

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"There is only one page left to write on. I will fill it with words of only one syllable.
I love. I have loved. I will love."
I Capture the Castle
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*x-dainty-dreamer-x Jul 31, 2009, 1:01:26 PM
:) i'm glad you liked it...

it isnt my usual kind of writing... but i thought i'd submit it anyway
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~x-tangled-web-x Jul 31, 2009, 2:07:15 PM
Very unique and very sad. I really like it; it instantly went in my favourites.

Well done!

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~xoxoPiZmOxoxo Jul 31, 2009, 2:16:04 PM
I haven't heard things like this and I think it's really good, but a little depressing.

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How to get more pageviews: [link]

You just lost the game.
BWAHAHAHAHA :mwahaha:

I'm just awesome like that :nod:

Oh, you know you're jealous of my awesomeness...

You say you aren't?

You're just in denial. :D
:iconcynicalfire:
~Cynicalfire Jul 31, 2009, 2:39:35 PM
luv this all too much cuz ive nvr read somethin lik this before, which also makes it unique :D
:iconx-dainty-dreamer-x:
*x-dainty-dreamer-x Jul 31, 2009, 3:23:36 PM
yer, it is a little depressing isnt it...i'm actually quite happy, but apparently nothing i write is :P
:iconx-dainty-dreamer-x:
*x-dainty-dreamer-x Jul 31, 2009, 3:23:51 PM
:) i'm really glad you liked it :)
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